The counter pope, Jeff Bezos,
he is doing really fine.
For Dollars, Euros, Rubel, Pesos,
people keep just buyin’.
And grandpa, who is terrified
of pulmonal distress,
he begs you: “Keep your distance wide,
spare me the hug of death!”
“Grandchildren, please, just stay at home
don’t visit, don’t come near!”
For Christmas as it’s loved and known
is cancelled this year.